These are a few links to things I thought were good uses of the internet :) Click on the title to read more, what is below the title is an excerpt.
The Girl Who
I watch as firefighters break into Henry's bedroom window and begin spraying water. They are everywhere now, the firefighters. I count five fire trucks before turning my attention back to my house. Flames are shooting from Violet's bedroom windows and the roof above her bedroom. I think of getting her dressed in that room just hours before. Had the fire been burning then? I smelled smoke all morning, but had assumed it was the neighbor's wood burning stove. On really windy days the smoke from his chimney blows right into our house and smells like burning wood. Had I been smelling our own house on fire? Yes, I was, as it turns out. Fire in the walls. In Violet's walls.
Laura: The puppies are a metaphor, Jenny. Don’t really buy a bunch of puppies when you’re mad. Everyone always regrets angry revenge puppies. me: Oh, I’m getting puppies. There’s gonna be puppies everywhere. And then when Victor is all “WHERE ARE ALL THESE PUPPIES COMING FROM?” I’d just say “These puppies came from you. You brought these puppies into our house. With your wrongness.” And then he’d complain that I was the one that kept sneaking puppies in and I’d have to explain that his actions brought the puppies in. And then he’d realize just how crazy it is to fight about ridiculous shit for no reason at all. Also, the puppies get shafted because we aren’t responsible enough to have that many puppies. I mean, think about the puppies, Victor.
“It was once suggested to me that as an antidote to crying, I put my head in a paper bag. As it happens, there is a sound physiological reason, something to do with oxygen, for doing exactly that, but the psychological effect alone is incalculable. It is difficult in the extreme to continue fancying oneself Cathy in Wuthering Heights with one’s head in a food fair bag. There is a similar case for all the small disciplines, unimportant in themselves; imagine maintaining any sort of swoon, commiserate or carnal, in a cold shower.” (Joan Didion)
Librarian Hey Girl
You've seen this, right? It's brilliant and hilarious and RYAN GOSLING. Ahem. One of my churchmembers, who is a librarian, suggested we do one for pastors, too. "Hey girl, I signed up for the evangelism team."
Sit a Spell
We have seed packets, and dirt, and cups. We'll get earth under our fingernails, hold tiny seeds in our hands, and think of all the hope they bring...of the promises and life they contain. We'll be reminded that while the world is cold and gray, something new is breaking forth in the dark...hidden from our view. New life is coming! Just because we can't see it, doesn't mean it's not growing. With expectancy, we'll care for these tiny seed promises during this time of uncertainty. When we transplant them into our new yard, we'll rejoice at the message one tiny seed can teach a family of souls. And then let's face it. We'll probably kill all those sweet plants because we can't grow a garden to save our lives. But. So. What.
Go Fug Yourself
Commentary on celebrity fashion to hilarious up your day. And yes, I know "hilarious up" is not an expression. YET. Eh? Eh?